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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004 | Jaysun

Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun

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To: rintense
I never mentioned KY......Kinky...who me?....Im just lonely...LOL
281 posted on 04/21/2004 7:56:09 PM PDT by mystery-ak (Mike1sg is coming home this week!)
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To: Jaysun
vinegar
dawn or palmolive dish detergent
282 posted on 04/21/2004 7:56:18 PM PDT by King Prout (poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
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To: Tribune7
A dog? Sounds like these guys have a lodge full of sheep.
283 posted on 04/21/2004 7:56:34 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: Jaysun; Big Giant Head; listenhillary
Classic humor thread bump!
284 posted on 04/21/2004 7:56:42 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Happily repopulating the midwest since 1991! #7 William Elijah born 3-9-04)
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To: Jaysun
LOLOL This is definitely an FR Classic! ;)
Did you try energine or a gasoline based rinse. (Just on the direct area, please ;)
285 posted on 04/21/2004 7:56:46 PM PDT by Libertina
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To: small voice in the wilderness
ok, now sheep... I am going to have to clean the keyboard.
286 posted on 04/21/2004 7:57:13 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: surelyclintonsbaddream
Humor Ping.
287 posted on 04/21/2004 7:57:44 PM PDT by scott7278 ("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
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To: squarebarb
Maybe he glued fake hair to his scalp. Trying to cover up a bald spot?

I still think they should see my #47 about using cornstarch. Its been quiet a long time. Maybe someone has gone to a store.

288 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:04 PM PDT by ET(end tyranny) (Isaiah 47:4 - Our Redeemer, YHWH of hosts is His name, The Holy One of Israel.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
You know me too well!!!!!!!!!!
289 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:13 PM PDT by Gabz (Stress out Streisand.............................DONATE MONTHLY)
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To: squarebarb
True, true, but there is some speculation that Jaysun's BIL placed Willie in some venue where Willie didn't fit in all that well, and Willie nice little kinky hairdo suffered some sort of, well, je ne sais quoi.

Then that gives a whole new meaning to the term: "Free Willy"

290 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:38 PM PDT by dawn53
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To: Gabz
>>I want to know what is (was) in his hair!!!!!!<<

I'm not really sure I want to know....



291 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:42 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Laz, where are you? Are you ok?)
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To: Jaysun
You need to check in here...all these lovely ladies(a`hem) have offered advice.....getting the impression the joke is on us!
292 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:48 PM PDT by mystery-ak (Mike1sg is coming home this week!)
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To: Tribune7
One night when my youngest was about 1 1/2 he decided that he wanted some applesauce. So he got out the Costco sized applesauce jar and spread all over the wall, the rocking chair, our black lab puppy, and end table and I forget what else.
293 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:49 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (In honor of Cesear, Eagle Scout, Marine private WIA Fallujah Iraq on 4-13-04)
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To: Senator Pardek
For real?
294 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:52 PM PDT by Nita Nupress
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To: Jaysun
try "goop"
if that is not available, go to Home Depot and get some "Great Stuff"
295 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:53 PM PDT by King Prout (poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
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To: ET(end tyranny)
I think Jaysun was bored and set us up...lol. I bet he's sitting in his chair AT HOME laughing!
296 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:53 PM PDT by GummyIII (I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.)
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To: mhking
Oldie from you but goodie.

Man Suffers Severe Burns Trying To Kill Lice (HMB Alert!)
WISC-TV/Madison - Channel3000 ^ | 9.30.02


Posted on 09/30/2002 7:57:20 PM PDT by mhking



Man Suffers Severe Burns Trying To Kill Lice
Man Is In UW Burn Unit

POSTED: 8:26 a.m. CDT September 30, 2002
UPDATED: 3:44 p.m. CDT September 30, 2002
MADISON, Wis. -- A man is listed in critical condition after trying to kill his head lice Saturday night, police said.

The 26-year-old doused a towel with rubbing alcohol, put it on his head and then lit a cigarette, police said. The towel caught fire and engulfed the man. He suffered burns on about 50 percent of his body, police said.

He was renting a room with a friend at King's Inn Motel on the West Beltline, police said.

He is in the burn unit with second- and third-degree burns.


297 posted on 04/21/2004 7:58:59 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1
That would have been my suggestion. WD-40 is good for anything.

If something needs fixin' the answer is either duct tape or WD-40. I didn't think the duct tape would work. :)

298 posted on 04/21/2004 7:59:37 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: mystery-ak
Yep....you posted it before I did!
299 posted on 04/21/2004 7:59:46 PM PDT by GummyIII (I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.)
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1
WD-40 is good for anything. It'll grow hair too. Great in Chili.

I spray it on my Norelco's shaving heads before shaving. It's better than any preshave lotion, it makes the shaver just glide over your face.

300 posted on 04/21/2004 7:59:52 PM PDT by epow
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