[blackdog]

The Arnold the Pig lines on "Green Acres" made into a taped loop played at about 200decibels might be just the thing?

When I went to flight school in Florida, Patrick's California style pizza in Vero Beach used to put sausage and bacon on all the pizzas when the Arab students arrived, thinking it would deter them from patronizing the restaraunt. It didn't. With nobody being their gestapo here in America, they ate pork live starving wolves. They sure liked the hookers too.

[tractorman]

Or maybe “the other white meat” commercials nice and loud.
I can’t believe that my fellow upnorthers across the big lake are allowing this to happen.