How thoughtful and considerate of you to play "Let's you and him fight."
The condemnation to hell was a nice touch, too. I don't think I've seen that one before.
How about you move to Michigan, so that you can tilt at windmills yourself, and show us all how it's done, rather than trying to provoke other people into doing something that might cost them their life savings, future wages, and homes?
Or are you all mouth?