FReeper Canteen ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 21 April 2004

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; southerngrit; tomkow6; Aeronaut; LaDivaLoca; ..

Here is your Wednesday Pancake ping!

2 posted on 04/21/2004 3:47:44 AM PDT by Radix (Would you like to race this Tag Line to the end of this thread?)

3 posted on 04/21/2004 3:49:50 AM PDT by Aeronaut (If we are not 'one nation under God,' what are we?)

A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the canteen and to all of our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your continued service to our country.

Be sure to update your anti-virus software. Today's the day Norton updates their lists of viruses.

4 posted on 04/21/2004 3:54:20 AM PDT by E.G.C.

To: Radix; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Fawnn; Bethbg79; bentfeather; ...

5 posted on 04/21/2004 3:54:37 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Good morning, Tonk. How's it going?

6 posted on 04/21/2004 3:56:07 AM PDT by E.G.C.

Thanks for the One Year anniversary to Pancakes on Wednesday Brother!
Your contributions to the Canteen are appreciated.

7 posted on 04/21/2004 3:58:26 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

Good Morning E.G.C.
Hopefully it WON"T rain again today.
I'll let you know once the sun comes up! LOL

8 posted on 04/21/2004 4:00:42 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

Good Morning Brother!

9 posted on 04/21/2004 4:01:52 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Hey FRiend, how's it going?

10 posted on 04/21/2004 4:03:13 AM PDT by Aeronaut (If we are not 'one nation under God,' what are we?)

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11 posted on 04/21/2004 4:05:25 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Radix; Aeronaut; All

Good morning all,happy anniversary ,Radix!

God bless our armed forces and all their loved ones who wait at home.

12 posted on 04/21/2004 4:07:02 AM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)

Can't complain, Life is Good.
BTW Still smoke free since Dec 2002!

13 posted on 04/21/2004 4:07:30 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

To: Radix; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

14 posted on 04/21/2004 4:08:27 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....)

15 posted on 04/21/2004 4:08:59 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)

To: Radix; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

Good morning, MR.RADIX! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!

Me for PREZ! VOTE !!!

16 posted on 04/21/2004 4:09:32 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-)

To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; beachn4fun; Ragtime Cowgirl; ...

From the men in the Military and the Canteen

17 posted on 04/21/2004 4:10:35 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Good Morning Ladies!)

To: Radix; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

In light of the success of Viagra, Pfizer is developing a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. politicians and lawyers.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug is aimed at making it more pleasant to make long automobile trips with certain men.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Accidental overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be more truthful when being asked about their affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

18 posted on 04/21/2004 4:11:11 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-)

To: Radix; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

FINAL

Chicago Cubs 9

Pirates 1

TODAY!

April 21 @ 6:05 p.m. CT
Radio: WGN 720

19 posted on 04/21/2004 4:12:09 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-)

20 posted on 04/21/2004 4:12:12 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Thank You Troops, Past, Present and Future)

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