Mmmmm... I'm just about finished my freezer full of kangaroo from my last hunting trip. May have to head out again soon to restock.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie - and ONLY a Windsor knot.
Is that the same as what we in Australia call a Double Windsor knot?
A retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner.
I can recite the Pledge and I think I know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner (it's been a couple of months).
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20 mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride on a plow berm.
Um, never seen snow in my life (like millions of other Aussies).
My additon to the Code (Australian Rules):
A Retrosexual man must have had at least one close call with one or more of the following:
Redback Spider, Funnel Web Spider, Blue Ringed Octopus, shark (Wobbegongs do NOT count), snake (red-belly-black snake minimum), box jellyfish, crocodile.