To: Poodlebrain
If you really want to get an Arab mad accuse him of wiping his butt with his right hand or eating with his left. Better yet, shake his hand with your right hand and then casually mention that you're ambidextrous. Works even better if you're working in the food service and you wait until after he eats. (Now THAT made college fun.)
223 posted on
04/16/2004 10:14:49 PM PDT by
piasa
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To: piasa
Better yet, shake his hand with your right hand and then casually mention that you're ambidextrous. Works even better if you're working in the food service and you wait until after he eats. (Now THAT made college fun.) More fun: when one asks for his free bag of chips with his extra-large soda, so naturally you hand over a bag of pork rinds to him.
226 posted on
04/16/2004 10:22:36 PM PDT by
archy
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