Troops blast music in siege of fallujah

yahoo news ^ | 4/16/04 | drew

[texasflower]

***WILLIAM HUNG***

That ought to do it.

[CzarNicky]

"I suggest instead, that the US troops play Christian music. Not contemporary Christian rock like Creed, but Christian hymns and chorals. That will really screw with their minds."

Onward Christian Soldiers

[jnarcus]

I was hoping for a rerun of Reno's seige at Waco...after all we may as well treat the Iraqis as well as we treat our own

[dead]

My new favorite badass song of all-time is "Agile, Mobile and Hostile" by Andre Williams.

He was a B-list blues singer with a couple of minor hits in the 50's. Then he became a crack addict and a drunk who lived on the streets for decades. He's cleaned up and making music with underground all-star garage band musicians. His music sounds like Screamin' Jay Hawkins singing with The Cramps in hell.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000061Z1/qid=1082162862/sr=8-2/ref=pd_ka_2/102-6328669-0218558?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

That song would smack the rags right off their heads.

[mgstarr]

I'd prefer Wagner's Flight of the Valkyrie right before an assault.

Where's Col. Kilgore when you need him?

[Frunabulax]

Excellent. When they whined about "Operation Infinite Jusice" I was hoping they'd change the name to "Operation Holy Crusade". Unfortunately we have more in common with the French than we'd like to admit.

[LisaMalia]

Someone should make a trip to the nearest dive on karaoke night, and make a compilation tape for them to play. The worst of the worst.

[ThermoNuclearWarrior]

"Remember Patton's words: "No poor dumb S.O.B. ever won a war by dying for his country...he won it by making the other poor dumb S.O.B. die for his country."

Patton believed in a very fast and and aggressive offensive. He didn't like defending a fixed position and spoke out about it a lot. He wouldn't have agreed with this ceasefire. He would have taken the town within a day or two because that's how he fought.

[BossLady]

LOL! I like the idea too that we show videos of scantily clad stars writhing around like horney ferrets to make the sand people even more uncomfortable..... ;)

[LisaMalia]

I like the idea too that we show videos of scantily clad stars writhing around like horney ferrets to make the sand people even more uncomfortable..... ;)

Good one! They're already proven that they can't resist temptation, since the 9-11 terrorist vermin hit the strip joints before their one way trip to hell.

[MagnoliaB]

Instead of William Hung being an American Idol..let him be an American Hero.

She Bangs, She Bangs! a few thousand times ought to do it.

I am not saying this as a put down to William Hung. Just the fact that women could possibly turn on a man will drive these terrorists crazy. I don't think fundamentalist Islamics own a ...well you know what. That's what makes them so crazy.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

How about the music from "Porky's"?

[KevinDavis]

I wonder if they take requests???

[ThermoNuclearWarrior]

"I agree with you!
Turn a herd of swine loose and do it from all sides of the city. Funnel them right into the backs of 18 wheelers filled with bacon!"

Send some viscous wild boars into the town. An Islamic terrorist getting killed by a pig would be a hilarious site.

[dalebert]

Iraqi and foreign terrorists are cowards. Our guys are trying to engage the enemy and the enemy hides. Thought they all wanted their 40 virgins.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

But that kind of licensing is only need for entertainment venues ;-).

[vikingchick]

Boy, you have a cruel streak I never noticed until now! LOL. :)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Hampster Dance...on a LONG, long loop.

Ding, ding, ding - I think we have a winner here. Followed by the "I love you, you love me" Barney theme song suggestion as an encore.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Or how about "I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key......". That oughta drive 'em nuts!

[LisaMalia]

Or how about "I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key......"

For some strange reason, a mental picture of Susan Estrich popped into my mind when I read your post.