To: BushisTheMan
Here. In the compassionate interest of understanding this angry man, I offer this list of Ialsmic terms for better understaaaaaaanding between our two morally equivalent and equally good and productive cuuuuuultures:
Mosque = Terrorist Barracks
Red Crescent Ambulance = Munitions Supply Truck
Radical Muslim = REAL Muslim who follows the Koran
Moderate Muslim = A Trojan horse who quietly smiles and nods his head at the terrorists
Koran = a call to terror, murder, oppression, slavery, misogyny and backward culture
Infidel = all non Muslims and Muslims who are not on jihad (all doomed to die)
Holy Lands = all lands unfortunate enough to be or ever have been under the heavy yoke of Muslim terror, murder, oppression, slavery, misogyny
Islamic Pride = an insanely jealous hatred for every other culture that has left Islam groveling in its seventh-century dust.
CAIR = Crying Arabic Islamic Retrogrades
Minaret = Satan's jukebox
Burkha = Misogynistic Mobile Women's Prison
Rape = something the guys get to do, especially to those hottie infidel chicks! (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
Modern Technology = "Huh? Oh yes, that stuff the evil infidels make and maintain for us to use and kill them."
Allah = the Moon God, whose most important representative here on earth is that meteorite worshiped in Mecca
Little Boys = a man's pleasure machines
Paradise = a giant rape orgy for you - if you die while ruthlessly murdering innocent unsuspecting infidel women and children
U.S. Armed Forces = things to run away from or kill with booby-traps, unless you can take a cheap shot at them and then hide behind women and children or hide in a Mosque.
Christian Church = firewood
Synagogue = firewood
Buddhist Temple = firewood
Hindu Temple = firewood
Confucian Church = firewood
Jewish Restaurant = Bomb Demolition Depot
25 posted on
04/16/2004 4:34:08 PM PDT by
broadsword
(The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for Democrats to get elected.)
To: broadsword
donkey cart - a munitions transport vehicle
32 posted on
04/16/2004 5:45:03 PM PDT by
3catsanadog
(When anything goes, everything does.)
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