[mikrofon]

Cranial scan of Planet-X article author:

(brain to scale)

[theFIRMbss]

>Cranial scan of Planet-X article author...

The amazing thing
about Zetatalk is that
they've been around for

almost a decade.
(I think eventually
it will be revealed

as a large-scale hoax
from someone with good writers --
like Penn and Teller --

who mixes nonsense
with just enough sense to catch
passing tin foil fans . . .)