Roger Ebert, creator, in his days as a failed Hollywood scriptwriter, of the softporn character Sweet Li'l Alice, a guy who now goes to the movies for a living and thinks it a productive use of his time, listens daily to the won't-grow-up-don't-want-to-go-to-school Peter Pan of radio, Howard Stern, champion of perpetual adolescents everywhere.
Now there's a surprise.