[Future Snake Eater]

Hollywood obviously still doesn't get it. The reason why "The Passion" worked is because it treated the Scripture with respect. Anyone who spends more than five minutes studying Genesis will see the immediate and gargantuan flaw in this premise that will doom any potential film based off this script.

[Ingtar]

The only problem I see with this is that I just cannot get over the rainbow (promise).

[Delta 21]

Thanks for the thread. I needed to read my Bible today, and thats as good a verse as any!

[PeoplesRep_of_LA]

THE PASSION OF THE RIP OFF TITLE of the ARK is set in the modern day and follows a regular man who is told by God that a second great flood will be coming.

Yawn. So its not about scripture, is it respectful of religion?

(Bomb.)

[RBroadfoot]

Is this a spoof article?

If not, it's amazing just how ignorant Hollywood is of the most elementary knowledge of Scripture.

[Polybius]

Hollywood obviously still doesn't get it. The reason why "The Passion" worked is because it treated the Scripture with respect....

That's why "The Alamo" bombed too. Hollywood didn't treat the Alamo with respect.

[MississippiMan]

Exactly. They think they're tapping into their newly-discovered Christian Cash market, and they're so hopelessly blind that they're throwing money into the wind. Unreal.

MM

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Hollywood obviously still doesn't get it. The reason why "The Passion" worked is because it treated the Scripture with respect.

Good enough reason to boycott this piece of crap idea for a movie. See if Hollyweird gets it then when it flops.

[Petronski]

THE PASSION OF THE ARK is set in the modern day and follows a regular man who is told by God that a second great flood will be coming. God instructs the man to build an Ark like the one Noah made thousands of years ago.

But later in the script the man turns out to be an ambulance case and all is forgotten.

But later in the script the man learns that since no flood came, there is no god, and he turns inside himself for 'crystal' mysticism.

But later in the script, it is revealed the 'instructions from God' were holograms designed to get the 'man' to build the world's largest 'ark-themed' rave club, where all the teenage E-bots 'see' the animals come in two by two.