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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^
| April 14, 2004
| guy in a chicken suit
Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix
From what I can tell, it really works.
And not a lot of people have found it yet..
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: burgerking
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I just told him to do 15 push ups!
161
posted on
04/14/2004 11:50:31 AM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: hispanarepublicana
Do
"fly"
and
"spank"
To: TN4Liberty
I didn't say it wasn't a real chicken! I just said they have the chicken do one of several pre-programmed motions.
If I was going to start questionning whether something made by BK was real chicken, I'd start with their chicken tenders.
163
posted on
04/14/2004 11:52:04 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: rintense
Type in "DIE" and he chokes him self.
To: threat matrix
I told it to sit on the floor. It sat on the chair.
I told it to stand on it's head. It stood on the couch.
Not the cleverest chicken I've ever seen.
165
posted on
04/14/2004 11:53:46 AM PDT
by
Jotmo
("Voon", said the mattress.)
To: dangus
lol, good point!
The chicken's Catholic. I typed in "pray" and it kneeled and crossed itself, then prayed. I typed in "pray to Allah" and it still prayed Catholic.
To: OXENinFLA
"Taco Bell" is the best
168
posted on
04/14/2004 11:55:40 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(immanentizing the eschaton)
To: threat matrix
bump for later
To: MeekOneGOP; Xenalyte
He won't bring me a beer.
This chicken is not subservient.
I typed in "cry", and the chicken became despondent. I was worried that it would throw itself into a deep fryer.
To: Jotmo
I told it to stand on it's head. It stood on the couch. I typed in 'stand on your head' and it made three tries before quitting.
172
posted on
04/14/2004 11:59:40 AM PDT
by
cinFLA
To: cinFLA
Something is indeed odd. Had a co-worker go to the site at the same time, but only the things I told him to do would show on my screen. On her screen, he just stood there.
173
posted on
04/14/2004 12:03:19 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: Jotmo
I told it to sit on the floor. It sat on the chair. The first time I did he walked around looking at the floor, shook his head and sat on the couch. Later, I put in the same and he got two cushions and sat on the floor.
174
posted on
04/14/2004 12:04:01 PM PDT
by
cinFLA
To: Incorrigible
I just had that for lunch.
To: rintense
Something is indeed odd. Had a co-worker go to the site at the same time, but only the things I told him to do would show on my screen. On her screen, he just stood there. Did your co-worker put in commands? Nothing will happen on her screen unless he does. Nothing odd about that.
176
posted on
04/14/2004 12:05:40 PM PDT
by
cinFLA
To: Incorrigible
Hey, bring HER back!!!
To: hispanarepublicana
DUDE. I just got him to pray like a Muslim!
I typed "pray" and he did the Catholic prayer. I typed it "pray" again and it did the Muslim bowing his face to the ground on his knees routine.
178
posted on
04/14/2004 12:05:59 PM PDT
by
Jotmo
("Voon", said the mattress.)
To: cinFLA
I told it "headstand", and it went and got a black body pillow and did something bizarre with it.
To: hispanarepublicana
I just told him to jump on the couch on one leg and he did it. Then I had him bend over the couch spanking himself.. We almost fell out of our chair laughing...!!!!
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