Gun-toting Granny Shoots off Rapists Testicles

Ashville Tribune ^ | unattributed

[jjm2111]

"What she did was wrong..."

No it wasn't. This is the best post I've seen all week.

[joesnuffy]

Now those crooks have the something anatomically in common with the local cops...
Granny showed she had a pair bigger 'n all of em put together

[jjm2111]

Oh sh-t, it's an urban legend. Sorry guys. Too gullible on this one. Bah!

[11th Earl of Mar]

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

By God? Well, I guess the Bible does say, "Faith without works is dead." And this granny has both.

[Travis McGee]

It's an urban legend about shooting their balls off. She really used a rusty machete.

[jjm2111]

Only if, man, only if... I guess I really wished it were true with the "I wasn't so dumb as to actually turn my guns in" comment.

[knarf]

Just as comedy is a reflection of the human condition ... and one could learn from it ...

So too can an Urban Legend be educational.

This needs to be spread near and far;

"And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

[The South Texan]

If this isn't a Just Damn, I don't know what is.

We need more Granny's like this to take care of rapists and child molesters.

[Ken H]

Is this an example of the Peter Principle?

[kcar]

Dang varmints! Wish it were true...