[Jrabbit]

I agree. You're the chairwoman. When do we meet?

[Miss Marple]

I hereby appoint Old Friend, Howlin, Pukin Dog, Carolinamom, and Right_in_Virginia to my commission, as well as you.

Anyone else who wants to join should contact me. I think we should start investigating their past history and their political contacts. Something tells me they are not simply "grieving widows." Dorothy Rabinowitz would not have been so caustic in her op-ed were in not so.