[PJ-Comix]

Gabber? I hear that name and I think of Gabbo on The Simpsons. One of the better episodes.

[Graymatter]

One of the better Erich von Stroheim movies, too, from the 1920's. The Great Gabbo.

[StAnDeliver]

In the interests of justice, I offer the following as merely the underpinnings of a comprehensive response to this hateful, horrendous ad:

• The Gabber will immediately print a full-page, front-page retraction and apology to Secretary Rumsfeld from Ken Steinke and Edna McCall. The retraction will also contain Steinke and McCall's letters of resignation from the St. Petersburg Democratic Club. Steinke and McCall will equally share in the cost of this front-page retraction and apology.

• Steinke and McCall will plead guilty to any charges brought by the Pinellas Co. Attorney and/or the Federal District Attorney.

• The full-page, front-page retraction will also contain a letter of apology to Sec. Rumsfeld from Bob Poe, chairman of the Florida Democratic Party, as well as a written revocation of the St. Petersburg Democratic Club charter.

• The full-page, front-page retraction will also contain a letter of apology to Sec. Rumsfeld from The Gabber's editors/publishers Debbie and Ken Reichart.

• All apologies and retractions will be made available to national media resources.

Additional ideas welcome.