[Charles Martel]

Interesting that the ad concludes with these words: "For Club Information, 343-7921 Ken, President; 525-4586, Edna, Vice-President." Note that no last names are given. Anyone wishing to give these folks a ring should know that the Area Code for St. Pete is 727.

(727) 343-7921: Ken Steinke

(727) 525-4586: James J. McCall (unlucky spouse of Edna?)

[Heatseeker]

Methinks James might be thinking about separation at this point. Even if he's a Dim, it probably isn't a good idea to stay married to someone who's stupid AND crazy.