You Know You Are A Freeper When.....

April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.

You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.

When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".

You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.

And last but not least……..

You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!

[Slip18]

You keep pressng the oven timer for five more minutes. Five more minutes of FReeping, pleeeeeeese.

Canjungirl and Xena, I went to a party last eve, and everyone, but everyone broke your rules. I almost had a tizzy right then and there. I told Cyber, "She's breaking No. 3 rule of cg's rules *and* No. 1 of Xena's rules." It was heartbreaking to say the least.

[Slip18]

I guess we'll be seeing you more on FR in the next few days!

I'm really sorry about your car. Be careful tomorrow. Most injuries show up the next day.

[Old Sarge]

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

Hidden message, Lady? (G)

[holyscroller]

You know you're a Freeper when your best friend lives all the way across the country, and you've never met face to face.

[MNJohnnie]

When your butt has more calluses then your hands.


Note to self, BUY MORE COMFOTABLE CHAIR!

[GeronL]

You Know You Are A Freeper When ..... ... characters out of the Wizard of Oz become political things

The Wonderous Willard of Oz

That happened to me too!!

[GeronL]

Note to self, BUY MORE COMFOTABLE CHAIR!

I wore my chair out. I now use a plastic lawn chair.

[LadyShallott]

(((HUGS))) Hey Pippin! I am doing great! How are you?

[Xenalyte]

Canjungirl and Xena, I went to a party last eve, and everyone, but everyone broke your rules. I almost had a tizzy right then and there. I told Cyber, "She's breaking No. 3 rule of cg's rules *and* No. 1 of Xena's rules." It was heartbreaking to say the least.

Well, bless their hearts.

[OldFriend]

Amen!

[Mr. Silverback]

...when your children have FR callsigns, even though they're not registered.

[Mr. Silverback]

You watch the evening news only to discover you read about all the stories last week on FR, and you have a better grasp of the details than the news anchor does.

Happens to me with Brit Hume all the time...except for the "better grasp" part. Brit's got a really good bead on things.

[null and void]

Maybe he's a FReeper?

[Mr. Silverback]

SSSHHHHHHHH. You weren't supposed to say that. So what if she is a Jerry Springer baby? I was in labor....I couldn't change the channel.

Forgive me for iintruding on a personal marital conversation...:-). My daughter Jetgirl was born right in time for us to watch Babylon 5. My wife was pleased.

[mcshot]

I can relate and just bought one of those hunting cushions and it works.
Loving my addiction here.
mc

[Mr. Silverback]

a laptop for the (ehem) "library,"

Um...You aren't posting from there right now, are you? Ew!

[Mr. Silverback]

Maybe he's a FReeper?

Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

A quick story-- My lovely wife says that she was freaking out somewhat on September 11th, especially when she heard that Barbara Olson was dead--she'd seen Barbara whomp Alan Comes so many times it was like hearing that a real-life acquaintance was killed. And of course you remember how it was, it seemed like there were planes dropping out of the sky all over the place. I remember that the first report of Flight 93 was of a plane crash in Pittsburgh, and my boss and I just stared at each other. "Pittsburgh? No offense to Pittsburgh, but if they're attacking freakin' Pittsburgh we are really in some serious trouble." But when Brit got to the studio, she said it was like a weight was lifted off her, and she could finally get a grip on things.

I think he is no-holds-barred the best in the business. I could kill my TV tomorrow if not for "Special Report," Packer games and the Justice League.

[tiki]

FReebonics?

[tiki]

FReebonics?

[null and void]

Barbara K. Olson memorial bump.