Thank you for your email to the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States. Due to the volume of correspondence and our available resources, we regret that it is not possible to respond to each piece individually and personally. Please be assured that your correspondence will be forwarded to the appropriate staff members for further study. We appreciate your taking the time to share information with the Commission as well as your thoughts, concerns, and opinions and encourage you to continue to follow its work. Information about past and future Commission activities is available on our website at www.9-11commission.gov.
Thank you for your email to the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States. Due to the volume of correspondence from right-wing nuts and Bushbots, we automatically reply that it is not possible to respond to each piece individually and personally. Please be assured that your gripe/bitch/whine will be forwarded to the appropriate junior staff member so that yet another scratch mark will be made upon a yellow legal pad. We appreciate your taking the time to share information with the Commission as well as your desire to strangle three of its members, and encourage you to continue to follow its work.
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