[GraceCoolidge]

Maybe I misunderstood the level of your disapproval.... you were being the Fashion Police, not the Decency Patrol. I suppose your use of the words "trashy," "sluts," and "whores" (later, of course, carefully delineating that you didn't mean Laura and Jenna were sluts or whores... it was just an off the cuff comment that had nothing to do with your opinion?). Your inquiry into the scab on one girl's knee also demonstrated your delicacy, tact, and simple concern for the girls' fashion statement. Okay, got it now....

[A Citizen Reporter]

Like this wouldn't be a dead giveaway!

"A tasty Easter ham.

14 posted on 04/12/2004 9:21:30 AM CDT by Demetrius Slaughter"