I (along with most of the men here) am Retrosexual and proud of it.

Woody's Taxidermy ^ | 4-11-04 | Cutbait Robin

[mrsmith]

"Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual..."

The latest style, from the "hot" southwest straight to Fifth Avenue it's...

Petrosexuals!

[Cuttnhorse]

Cool! One issue though. The only pet a man can cry over is the death of death his dog.

You've obviously never spent a lot of time around horses. They qualify, believe me.

[Capriole]

A Really Real Retrosexual also knows how to drive a Four-in-Hand rig.

Wow. Do you have any idea how few men even know what driving four-in-hand even means, much less how to do it without going into a ditch? I love you, do you want to get married?

[glock rocks]

Hey, TC!

[sweetliberty]

"Yes, I am a Redneck Retrosexual."

My kind of guy. I'm pretty sick of these faggoty pretty boys, too, even if they do claim to like women.

[Cuttnhorse]

Lots of us retrosexuals in rural Idaho...not many in Sun Valley though.

In Salmon, Idaho, formal wear is anything clean that has a "CARHART" tag on it.

[sweetliberty]

"I don't give women free food and drinks simply because they agreed to spend time with me. As for opening doors and giving up my seat? Hey, I'm all for equality, women can take care of themselves."

Do you enjoy dating liberal women, because that's the only kind that are going to appreciate that attitude?

[society-by-contract]

Robert A. Heinlein: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

[B4Ranch]

I've played with six in hand, at a slow walk with two oposite turns and a loop at the end. Yes, (proudly) I kept the girls out of fence and on the road.

That was many years ago and I'm positive that I'd have a hard time just climbing up on that rig today.

[BobS]

"I've always had some confusion about those revolving doors... are you supposed to go in first and get the thing moving, or should you let the lady go first?"

You go first and grab her hand to pull her in with you. Just do it. Nothing bad ever happens. You will get her attention and talk when you get out. If you aren't running around in a hurry...:)

[B4Ranch]

Honey, "faggoty pretty boys" are queers in my speak. Anyone who is too bent to appreciate how she walks and how fast them trucks will go just doesn't get invited to dinner by me or my wife.

[tutstar]

I love this and am going to email to all my contacts, LOL?

But why not offer the seat to a 2nd Lt.?

[B4Ranch]

It's time to hang up the insulated bibs for them light ones. If the knees are torn up just wear a decent pair of chaps over 'em.

Remember not to wear yer spurs in the ladies house if she's got carpets!

[cork]

Come on guys, Vettes and Chevy muscle cars?? They are ok but they don't go in snow or mud. Can you say '76 CJ5 lifted, 33" tires, winch and all the toys, also no power steering and no power brakes. That's a real retrosexual machine. Where there is no road...make your own.

[WIladyconservative]

Also applies to a Muskie!

[SVTCobra03]

Refinement is good but real men like raw, screaming horsepower and quarter miles in the low 11's.

[FreeHueco]

It's really amazing to me the strange looks that I get when I hold open the door for a lady. They just don't expect it. What happened to the men out there?

I guess part of it is living in the hotbed of American socialism( Bay Area)..

[codyjacksmom]

I'm glad Rock was before my time. Nope...has to be a man that loves women!!!

[Willie Green]

I'm not sure......does this mean I have to give up my leisure suit?

Forget the leisure suit...
I'm just praying it doesn't mean ya gotta go through puberty again.

[Servant of the 9]

Sorry, I am spoken for.

I once had a neighbor who collected carriages and coaches, that's all.

So9