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Give Wedding Advice a Shot (Dave Barry)
Miami Herald ^
| Apr. 4, 2004
| Dave Barry
Posted on 04/10/2004 8:15:07 PM PDT by nuconvert
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:15:07 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
To: nuconvert
"the band vocalist is attempting to perform I Will Always Love You in the official Whitney Houston Diarrhea of the Vowels version (''And IIIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIIIII, will alwaaaaays love yoooooeeeeeeeeoooooo oooooooouuuuuuueeeeeee eeoooooo'' BANG) "
LOL!
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:15:47 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: nuconvert
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:16:31 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: nuconvert
"the band vocalist is attempting to perform I Will Always Love You in the official Whitney Houston Diarrhea of the Vowels version (''And IIIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIIIII, will alwaaaaays love yoooooeeeeeeeeoooooo oooooooouuuuuuueeeeeee eeoooooo'' BANG) " why this song is played at weddings, i do not understand... the song is not about two people who are staying together... "bittersweet memories, that is all i am taking with meeeeyeeeyeeeyeee..."
To: nuconvert
Whoaah, the Serbs are still allowed to own guns?
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:25:04 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
To: latina4dubya
Well you spoiled it now......LOL
I have no idea....people make strange choices for their weddings.
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:27:10 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: nuconvert
The following has been "stolen" from other comedians:
1. At the magazine counter, there are 3 dozen "Bride" magazines of different titles. Have you ever seen even 1 that says "Groom"?
2. When a gal tells her girlfriends she's engaged, they all scream, giggle, hug and celebrate. When a guy tells his buddies the same news, all he hears is, What the (cuss-cuss) is WRONG with you?
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:27:26 PM PDT
by
lkside
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Humor Pong
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:30:10 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: nuconvert
"In an apparent first, wedding guests shooting off celebratory rounds in central Serbia brought down a small aircraft, local media reported Sunday."LOL!!
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:33:59 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(--->Islam and Democrats: equally dangerous to Americans<---)
To: nuconvert
and if we can't trust the Internet, who the hell can we trust? CLASSIC!
Thanks for the laugh.
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
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To: nuconvert
I have no idea....people make strange choices for their weddings. NOW you tell me. I sure did, but nothing that a little poison didn't fix. LOL
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:40:15 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(--->Islam and Democrats: equally dangerous to Americans<---)
To: lkside
When a guy tells his buddies the same news, all he hears is, What the (cuss-cuss) is WRONG with you?
True. True.
I've made this statement before: "I've escaped marriage a few times."
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:46:20 PM PDT
by
Gun142
(Where Will You Be When You Get Where You're Going? -- Jerry Clower)
To: nuconvert
What I can't figure out is why "YMCA" is such a huge hit at weddings when the point of the song is to extol the joys of anonmyous and profligate gay sex. Or is it that nobody has a frickin' clue? THAT'S what I'd like to see a Dave Barry column on.
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:50:25 PM PDT
by
RonF
To: NRA2BFree
Cat? Dog? Bird? Him? Her? just curious.
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:51:26 PM PDT
by
Not now, Not ever!
(john F'n kerry reminds me of a horse, I'm just not sure which end.)
To: RonF
They don't care, they don't know, "it's got a good beat and you can dance to it".............
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:54:59 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: Gun142
I have successfully escaped numerous attempts at my freedom. To escape the inevitable, I have opted, that if I ever get the urge to marry, I will simply find a woman I hate, and buy her a house and a car. Semper Fi
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posted on
04/10/2004 8:59:58 PM PDT
by
Trident/Delta
(Free Republic....where information is the ULTIMATE weapon)
To: Future Snake Eater
"You newlywed you" PING. :)
To: Not now, Not ever!
Cat? Dog? Bird? Him? Her? just curious. No, it was my ex-husband. LOL I didn't really poison him. I'm not mean, but I am ornery. ;-)
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posted on
04/10/2004 9:18:46 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(--->Islam and Democrats: equally dangerous to Americans<---)
To: Trident/Delta
Tri Delt, my friend, you just haven't met the woman yet that will utterly wrap you around her little finger. Trust me..........it WILL happen. :)
To: RonF
What I can't figure out is why "YMCA" is such a huge hit at weddings when the point of the song is to extol the joys of anonmyous and profligate gay sex.
Are these the same sophisticated Americans who love Bruce Springstein for his paean to patriotism, "Born in the USA"?
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posted on
04/11/2004 6:31:02 PM PDT
by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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