Unlike the other royal families of the present and of history, the royal family of Spain have been paragons of virtue and would never stoop (ala Billy-Goat Clinton, et al) to snorting something up their noses.
Almost. It's an open secret the King has been a skirt chaser. When it's talked about, hushed tones are used. The rest of the family certainly is a paragon of virtue, to use you words.
Uh - what you say sounds nice but you might want to check around their playgrounds (down in the islands) before you put any money on your position. They might not stoop to put something up their noses but apparently some of these royals have an eye for the native girls. Tales of the ole' plantation.