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To: R. Scott
I am a paramedic and I once got called to a poor man who got bit by a scorpion on the testicle.

He was not a happy guy.
13 posted on 04/10/2004 3:17:25 AM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
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To: texasflower
I only know one way to treat a scorpion bite. I'm afraid he'd have to die.
15 posted on 04/10/2004 3:41:58 AM PDT by BykrBayb (I'm going to steal my next tagline from someone's post.)
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To: texasflower
On the testicle?
That would be unimaginable pain!
34 posted on 04/10/2004 5:58:48 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: texasflower
At what point did he shoot himself to dull the pain?
46 posted on 04/10/2004 12:03:00 PM PDT by rmlew (Peaceniks and isolationists are objectively pro-Terrorist)
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To: texasflower
I will resist the temptation to share the story from 24 years ago when I came home very drunk and fell forward into a large cactus next to the front door.

I pulled the thorns out of a certain area of my body for two excruciating hours.
73 posted on 04/10/2004 8:33:43 PM PDT by Skooz (My Biography: Psalm 40:1-3)
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To: texasflower
"I am a paramedic and I once got called to a poor man who got bit by a scorpion on the testicle."

Sounds like a Richard Gere wanna-be...MUD

82 posted on 04/10/2004 9:34:25 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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