[joyce11111]

Ah Jeeeeeeeez..it's always gotta be something.

[traumer]

Each time Kim is ignored - he goes ballistic !!

Sorry Kim, we are busy with Iraq now - you have to wait...

[Lijahsbubbe]

Look over the edge of the brink, Kim. That crater you see is North Korea.

[Dubya]

Friday April 9, 9:24 PM North Korea says standoff with US at "brink of nuclear war"

To bad our leaders wouldn't let us finish this war.

I guess they didn't want us make the poor Koreans mad.

[LibWhacker]

Ever notice how that little twerp spouts off every time we crank up the pressure on the islamonazis?

[NordP]

Blah, blah, blah, Kim, blah, blah, blah.....

[Dr. Frank fan]

Uh oh. I guess we better give them large amounts of capital and natural resources!!

[William Martel]

Kim is a dope. He has to make these statements once in a while so that his own people think that their country is more important than it really is. Just pathetic.

[gatorgriz]

This guy Kim Jung ILL; is really, really ILL... As in insane... Break wind Kim Jung ILL and we'll show you something you've never contemplated; the other end...

You shiftless little pissant; you'd need a ladder to pee on the leg of a Yorkie. Tom Daschle is a GIANT standing next to your worthless and tiny little carcass. Begone you worthless little maggot.

[Joee]

As the #1 man said "Wars and rumors of Wars!"

[Focault's Pendulum]

Pyongyang denies having a uranium programme and has said it will freeze its plutonium weapons programme in return for simultaneous rewards from Washington

Maybe it's just me....but I find that statement ironically hysterical.

[BenLurkin]

They should be careful what they wish for.

[John Lenin]

You asked for it Kim

[Warlord David]

Well what will little Kim do this time. If he drops a few nukes on us, south Korea will inherit a crater. Maybe they can turn it into a man made lake for tourist.

Perhaps we should deal with this now than later.

It does not look good, seeing we have no intention of dealing with this pig face little Kim. And we have nothing to gain from this.

He has nothing to bring to the table. Be weary of little pig face man that come to barganing table with nothing except half empty threats, in a bottle. Its the other half we should be worry about.

[soycd]

A low yield ground burst in the Castro of SF by Kim and we empty the Minutemen silos (refilled later with the MIRV crowd pleasers) and it's a

WIN! WIN!!!

[familyofman]

Well, well, weel - another country heard from Next we'll have some words from our associates in Iran.

[Chong]

I'm TREMBLING!!!
(So, I take it you need some more food, yet again?) Agad, you tire me so, kimchia!......)

[Feckless]

I'm not sure one or two gook missles that (1) may or may not get off the launch pad and (2) may or may not make it to any target and (3) may or may not detonate.... VS several hundred MIRV's hitting within yards of their targets, turning North Korea in to the world's first self illuminated glass paved parking lot can be considered a "nuclear war", but hey, take your best shot.

[Spruce]

Nuts

[Checkers]

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination (Korean) phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."