A "What would Jesus do?" thong? Unreal.
When kids are little, all the grown-ups, that they trust, tell them that there are wonderful, magical, gift-bearing creatures who come and visit their house throughout the year.
(Oh, by the way, they also tell their kids that their is a God, who doesn't bring any gifts, that they also should believe in.)
Well one day when they are about 8 years old, they find out that the adults, who they trusted, MADE UP all that stuff about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy because it was FUN!
("Oh, by the way, that stuff about God, who doesn't bring any gifts, that part was true.")Really, you can trust me."
See, eight-year-olds can tell their parents are finally telling the truth. Can't they?
There's your problem.