First person in history to appreciate the butt ventilated hospital gown.
I remember years ago, during the disco craze, some guy in San Francisco hurt himself on the dance floor. They rushed him to the hospital still wearing his skin tight polyplastic disco pants. When he got to the emergency room, they had to cut his pants to get to the injury. They found he had a large salami taped to his leg, causing a strategic bulge in his tight pants. I have to believe the hardened ER nurses had some fun with that.