Thou shalt not make unto thee any Passion movies, or anything like it, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth
Thou shalt not take the name of Matthew Shephard in vain
Remember Gay Pride Month, to keep it holy
Honour thy bureaucrat and thy IRS collector
Thou shalt not murder, if it's a hate crime
Thou shalt commit adultery
Thou shalt steal from taxpayers
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless thou art Bill Clinton in court
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's bathouse, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's civil union partner, nor his manservant, nor his other manservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's bathhouse.