[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I work in a Grocery Store and the women's rags at the checkout counter tell you all you need to know about women just by looking at the covers.

They all have to do with sex. And they say men are consumed by sex.

[Law]

I work in a Grocery Store and the women's rags at the checkout counter tell you all you need to know about women just by looking at the covers. They all have to do with sex. And they say men are consumed by sex.

If the magazine covers accurately reflect their contents, the common theme seems to be that the proper way to 'get a man" is to seduce him. And to keep doing so vigilantly all your life so he doesn't trade you in for a younger trophy wife.

[Mr. Jeeves]

They all have to do with sex.

Well, they all have to do with using sex to manipulate men into doing what women want - not exactly the same thing.

[Arrowhead1952]

I work in a Grocery Store and the women's rags at the checkout counter tell you all you need to know about women just by looking at the covers.

That reminds me of an incident back in 1985. My wife sent me to the grocery store for a few things for our newborn daughter. There was a very well endowed woman behind me. You can guess how I felt after looking at her tee shirt. This is what was on her shirt, centered over her breasts.

DAMM!

Ain't them big!

Yep, I almost had my nose between her boobs trying to read the small print. The "damm" was in letters about three inches tall and the rest was like 12 pitch print. Talk about being embarrassed...