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"Kerry's Daisy" CARTOON by Linda Eddy with story by Roger Hughes
www.IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^
| 4/5/2004
| IPWGOP
Posted on 04/05/2004 12:44:27 PM PDT by IPWGOP
 Daisy is stalking Kerry
a spoof by Roger Wm. Hughes Sen. John Kerry has been plagued by an insidious problem since his vacation. The Secret Service has tried to keep it quiet, but now the truth is coming out. The incident of the Secret Service agent running into Kerry was no accident. The agent was actually trying to tackle a daisy, which had suddenly shown up after Kerry bought a new ski coat. The daisy appeared to be attacking, uhm, the Senator’s private parts. There is a rumor that this is why Kerry has not been a forceful candidate. National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice has been blamed for the incident, despite her denial of any involvement. Former terrorism expert Richard Clarke has blamed the incident on terrorists and the Bush Administration’s failure to take his daisy warning seriously. Meanwhile, John Dean indicated that it was just another case of President Bush’s lying to the American public and a need for impeachment proceedings to begin. While sighting of the daisy was principally while Kerry was on the slopes in Idaho, there have been continuous reports on a number of websites showing evidence of further daisy sightings. It seems that spoofs of major magazines have even surfaced. This daisy seems to create a significant credibility gap for the Kerry campaign. Questions remain as to whether Kerry is fit to be President if he can’t solve the problem of the stalking daisy. Meanwhile, the American public continues on the Daisy Watch. Will the Kerry campaign prove it is capable of handling this crushing blow to the Kerry’s candidacy? |
TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: credibility; daisy; image; kerry; parts; private; problem; secret; service; stalk; wuss
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:44:30 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
To: AgThorn; jigsaw; BlessedBeGod; Brad's Gramma; MEG33; kellynla; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; ...
cartoon pingPlease let me know if you want OFF or ON my cartoon Ping List. Thanks!! Linda
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:46:41 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
('tooning the truth)
To: All
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:48:01 PM PDT
by
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To: IPWGOP
I wonder who is driving Miss Daisy? Great job Linda.
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:49:09 PM PDT
by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
To: IPWGOP
Kerry is attacked by daisy, reminds me of Carter and the assassin bunny rabbit.
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:50:57 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: IPWGOP; Mia T; jla; dead; Alamo-Girl
Hanoi Jean Kerry's my daisy...great job!!
FReegards...MUD
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:51:51 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Kerry is attacked by daisy, reminds me of Carter and the assassin bunny rabbit. LOL!
Thanks for reminding me.....
LOL
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:54:24 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
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To: IPWGOP
"That SOB Secret Service Agent put the daisy on my coat. I don't do daisies."
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posted on
04/05/2004 12:56:24 PM PDT
by
colorado tanker
("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
To: Fiddlstix
An alert Secret Service Beagle is the only thing that saved her.
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:00:41 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: IPWGOP
LOL!
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:01:44 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
her = him
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:01:52 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: colorado tanker
"That SOB Secret Service Agent put the daisy on my coat. I don't do daisies."LOL!! Excellent!!!
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:02:02 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
('tooning the truth)
To: IPWGOP
keyword "wuss" ... lol
To: IPWGOP
SUCH a lovely shade of lipstick, isn't it?
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:03:43 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
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To: sciencediet
ROFL!
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:03:47 PM PDT
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
To: RolandBurnam
"keyword "wuss" ... lol" Ha -- ya spotted it, eh?
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:04:25 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
('tooning the truth)
To: IPWGOP
ROFL!
What a set of eyebrows!
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:04:41 PM PDT
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
To: IPWGOP
LOL!
See also:
CAPTION THIS: John Kerry as "Alpha Weenie" - with yellow flower-power zipper pull
www.powerlineblog.com ^ | March 29, 2004 | Hindrocket (via Hugh Hewitt)
Posted on 03/31/2004 7:26:29 AM PST by RonDog
From
Hindrocket with
www.powerlineblog.com:
March 29, 2004A Ray of Hope
My main reason for optimism, vis a vis the November election, is John Kerry. You probably remember his snowboarding vacation, which we posted a photo or two of last week. But Mrs. Rocket called my attention to this picture, which I hadn't seen:
Mrs. Rocket pointed out a detail which had escaped my fashion-oblivious notice, namely, the yellow flower-power zipper pull. The whole look, of course, is appalling: the vest, the gloves, the botox. It is Mrs. Rocket's opinion that the American people will not elect as President a man who wears a vest with a flower power zipper pull.
I think she may be right.
UPDATE: A reader adds: "Thanks for posting that picture of Kerry today. Right now the French are pursing their lips and narrowing their eyes in shrewd appraisal: 'Daisy zipper pull, snowboard with mural graphics, sunglasses hanging from fleece shirt, thin vest-like outer garment. Yes. Clearly this man is the true Alpha Weenie.'''
MORE: A reader from Kentucky writes: "I think I shall be ill. My niece has a flower just like that one. She's seven."
HUGH HEWITT writes: "Just the man to instill fear in the hearts of our enemies."
STILL MORE: Another reader thinks the photo is very funny, but wonders whether the daisy might have been Photoshopped into it. Fear not; the photo is straight from the Associated Press. Her question, though, did cause me to run a search for all photos of Kerry with his snowboard. And it appears that this picture is the only one that shows the flower-power zipper pull. I infer from this that shortly after the photo was taken, a horrified aide noticed the flower and removed it from Kerry's get-up. Leaving only the sunglasses, the vest, the gloves, the board itself and the botox as evidence of Kerry's Alpha Weenie status.
Posted by Hindrocket at 11:01 PM
CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:06:02 PM PDT
by
RonDog
To: IPWGOP
Oh, thank you for this! I really needed a good smile today!
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:06:10 PM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Prayers for our troops, and for our Commander in Chief!)
To: IPWGOP
please add me to the list!
Great work
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posted on
04/05/2004 1:07:41 PM PDT
by
codercpc
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