A roommate of mine in grad school told me about something which happened to him in his sophomore year as an undergrad: He'd been assigned an Egyptian exchange student as a roommate who, on the morning of day 1 of registration for classes asked where the nearest grocery store was. The guy went out and registered for classes and came back to the dorm around noon and, lo and behold, the Egyptian roommate had just finished opening up a can of Alpo dogfood, took one bite with a spoon and then spat it out on the floor and shreiked:
Good HEAVENS, man, that's just AWFUL; what in the world do you people feed your dogs in this country?
and the guy thought about it for a couple of seconds, looked at the picture of Lassie and the words "DOG FOOD" on the can, and replied:
"OH! That means, food FOR dogs (as opposed to food made OUT OF dogs)..."
True story. Maybe that's what you need to bring to the UN.