[Fracas]

Ping!

[Liz]

I hear Kerry is trying to erase the confusion on his religious positions(s).

He's handing out the Kerry Pander Kit which includes:

(1) tonsure instructions (for the Catholic vote),

(2) circumcision directions (for the Jewish vote),

(3) a prayer rug (for the Islamic vote),

(4) an audio tape of him singing "We Shall Overcome" (for the Black Baptist vote),

(5) A picture of him holding hands with the gals in Salem, Massachusetts (for the earth goddess vote).