He's handing out the Kerry Pander Kit which includes:
(1) tonsure instructions (for the Catholic vote),
(2) circumcision directions (for the Jewish vote),
(3) a prayer rug (for the Islamic vote),
(4) an audio tape of him singing "We Shall Overcome" (for the Black Baptist vote),
(5) A picture of him holding hands with the gals in Salem, Massachusetts (for the earth goddess vote).