Real vampire slaying a messy job

Pioneer Press ^ | April 4, 2004 | BY MATTHEW SCHOFIELD

[Lijahsbubbe]

Sadly hilarious.

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[MegaSilver]

I think I'd like to visit Rumania...

[wingnutx]

"They'd be all right if you could set them after your enemies. But they only kill loved ones. I can understand why, but they have to be stopped."

Freakin' NIMBYs.

[Lijahsbubbe]

I'd be a little leery of those squeaky hearts trying to escape.....

[Lijahsbubbe]

They laugh at garlic and crosses!

[NovemberCharlie]

Petre had been removed from his grave, his heart had been cut out and it was presumed to have been consumed by his relatives.

And I had always thought that vampires consumed the flesh of the living. Who knew it was the other way around?

[7.62 x 51mm]

More "enlightened Europe" stories. You're right, sadly hilarious.

[BipolarBob]

"What other explanation is possible?" he asked.

You can't argue with logic like that.

[Tijeras_Slim]

pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it

I seem to recall you getting worse on FR just the other day! :)

[Lijahsbubbe]

the village's single store, which also serves as its lone bar, was filled with men drinking as they explained vampire facts to a stranger. Most had at least one vampire in their family histories, and many were related to vampire victims. Most had learned to kill a vampire while still children.

Imagine getting dropped into this location. Like being in a bad B-horror movie.

[7.62 x 51mm]

I really got reamed, steamed and drycleaned, this week, didn't I? Thanks for sticking up for me, TJ. The swelling's just about gone down. LOL! (:^o)

[sharktrager]

His wife, Petre's sister, interrupted his story with a broom, swinging it at him and a stranger.

This is funny.

[Lijahsbubbe]

You can't argue with logic like that.

Quite possibly is related to Baghdad Bob.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I did my share of thumping early on in that thread. Glad you stayed.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Scary stuff, L. I remember being scared sh!tless by several vampire movies - Night of The Living Dead, Dracula etc - back in the 50s, as a kid when my older cousin and I went to see them at the theaters. I slept with the covers pulled-up around my neck, to prevent vampire bites. Still do out of habit! (;^{0)

I'd want to being living in a huge garlic field, and have several braids of garlic hanging from my neck. My Ar-10 or Kimber .45 just wouldn't cut it, I'm afraid.

[7.62 x 51mm]

I remember. Thanks; me too.

[RightWhale]

Folklore is dangerous. Vampires don't need a heart. What works best is to cut off the head and place it facedown in the coffin. When the vampire reconstitutes, the head will be on backwards and he won't be able to navigate and will just wander off.

[7.62 x 51mm]

BTW, here's the lefty's email I was responding to. I didn't have it at work, but should have posted it, instead of sounding like a troll or disruptor.

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"John-

Someone randomly sent me a link for this site aind I thought I'd share it with you.

http://www.bushflash.com/thanks.html

It's kind of hokey, yes, but it makes a point. I just wondered what you're thoughts on it were.

(and, for the love of god, can we have a civil conversation this time? There hasn't been any name calling on my end...)

Anna"

[Freedom2specul8]

LOL~ Funny tagline..