[Non-Sequitur]

opinions are like bellybuttons: everyone has one & they mostly stink.

Stinky bellybuttons? Must be a southron thang. Here up North we have running water and indoor plumbing and take these things called 'showers' and 'baths'.

[stand watie]

generally speaking baths/showers don't improve either the deportment or the smell of damnyankees.

free dixie,sw

[GOPcapitalist]

Here up North we have running water and indoor plumbing and take these things called 'showers' and 'baths'.

Given the malodrous subway I experienced on my recent trip to New York, one certainly wouldn't think so.

Also, come to think of it, here down south we have these things called toilets. Based on the stenches of New York City and Boston, one is inclined to believe that y'all have substituted that wholly practical device with the nearest sidewalk.