Please read Jim's post at the top of this thread and let's plan a great southern style reception for Jim and his family (Jim, you didn't say who all would be accompanying you on your trip) when they come to Arkansas this summer.
Also; please give generously to support our home on the web. Let's put Arkansas on the map and help build the Clinton legacy as the catalyst for conservatism reclaiming the state! (Jim, my donation will be in the mail this weekend).
In addition, CONGRATULATIONS are in order for FReeper "TheBattman" and his wife Diana on the birth of their new baby girl ( and future FReeper), Anna.
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Mike, just got your joke in my email. Thought I would post it here for all to enjoy. I hadn't seen this one before. I'm sure some have.
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"