Posted on 04/01/2004 11:51:53 AM PST by doug from upland
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I'm the Kerry man...and I have a plan...I will beat George Bush...yes, I can
Have I told you that I was in Nam...just go ask my mom...she will say her son is the bomb
For this office I will really strive...but to stay alive...I will never let Teddy drive
On each issue I will take both sides...that trick hasn't died...you just watch as I slip and slide
When I talk of prices at the pump...you will be a chump...I will make your gas taxes jump
Those right wingers are on the attack...knives are in my back...to fight them I will need more jack
I'll get help from all the left-wing press...you don't have to guess...they'll cause Dubya lots of distress
I'm a real hip-hip hop-hoppin' guy...do not ask me why...I have rapped how the right must die
What is that big X there on your hat...Latin's where it's at...stick with me 'cause I'm really phat
"Ebony" I'm reading every day...it has things to say...black anger will not go away
I'll be dealing with the terrorists...it's our fault they're p*ssed...for too long by us they've been dissed
Give me the chance, I'm the taxing guy...I will bleed you dry...you'll be paying big 'til you die
Kansas City is a party town...but I had a frown...with that vote to cut leaders down
My wife heard about the intern thing...it had a bad ring...she vowed Bobbitt she soon would bring
I will have the troops home right away...not much more to say...Neville would be proud of that day
Riding snowboards really is a ball...agents have such gall...that damn S.O.B. made me fall
Foreign leaders tell me I must win...let the games begin...Bush will not believe how I spin
Medals I ditched were not even mine...ah, well, that is fine...there is nowhere I draw the line
Campaign finance law is no big deal...I'll do what I feel...GOP, your doom I will seal
Soros says that he'll play ball with me...we'll make history...funneling bucks for all to see
I'm preparing to confront the Pope...he is such a dope...to take the host, he tells me nope
I claimed soldiers cut some men's heads off...there are vets who scoff...do you like how my hair is coiffed
Partial birth abortion's out of sight...I'll keep up the fight...killing babies is quite all right
Who should I be choosing for VP...some say Hillary...I'm afraid she'd be whacking me
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