"So, um, the guy's an idiot. He's a total dumbass, rearend talking, stupid, frat boy. Right? I mean, what a total idiot... The guy's just dumb. What a stupid idiot. Who could vote for this guy? How dumb is this guy? This guy is so dumb... he's the biggest idiot in the world. And he's a liar. Check your facts, Republicans. I've just given you tons of solid reasons why George Bush's record stinks... How can anyone argue with that?"
Wow! I'm impressed. I see the light! Where do I go to sign up? ;^)