The first thing I thought of was DNC Whoopee Cushions. That thought went to gas bags, at which point I realized I should let you know of the creative concept of Dems being gas bags. Maybe not for this piece because it's done, but you might consider it. All the world's a stage and all the Demonrats striding upon it are gas bags full of senseless sound and fury. Something like that. Troomp if you're a Democrat.
More coffee please.