[IPWGOP]

"Could you please, please do a cartoon on Yo! MTV Raps John Kerry (a.k.a. Snoop Taxxy Taxx). He apparently was caught shamelessly pandering for the hip-hop vote on MTV."

Yeah, I heard about that... the guy is absolutely shameless, and so phony. I'll see what I can come up with. I love the "Snoop Taxxy-Taxx" line!! Mind if I use it?

[Choose Ye This Day]

It's yours, by all means. You can also follow it up with Snoop's favorite song lyric:

Kerry's got his mind on my money and my money on his mind.

Go over to this thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1108374/posts
...and you'll find a TON of hilarious lines.

Have fun!