OK defendend please rise, the court hereby orders you to pay a steep price for your crime against our community. While we believe prison time is certainly warranted we feel that is not punishment enough for the harm you have caused so the court hereby remands you to attend a John Francois Fonda Kerry rally, and to sit through the entire speech.
Furthermore, if it was within the power of court we would impose a sentence of two to three speeches. Unfortunately due to maximum sentencing laws and the constitutional constraint against cruel and unusual punishment we cannot.