Posted on 03/30/2004 9:38:00 AM PST by areafiftyone
Ok! Ok! OK! Don't get puffy with me!
;^)
As I've been saying for well over a year, I'm worried about VICE President Clinton.
Think of it:
• She keeps her promise not to run for president in '04
• Two years and one day into her term the first slotter gets arkincided
• Under Article XXII, she can still run for two full terms as the incumbent
• The Hillary!™ Decade begins
• Hillary uses the Patriot Act to it's fullest extent, and beyond
• At the end of the Hillary!™ Decade there is a National Emergency "temporarily" delaying the elections
• Under the pressure of the National Emergency, the 2nd and 22nd amendments are repealed
• By the time the National Emergency is over all the 'improved' source code for the touch screen electronic balloting will be in place......
Just as an aside, with the Clinton's love of all things Military - War Hero Kerry is VERY expendable, isn't he?
Two years and one day into her term the first slotter gets arkincided, impeached, or allahcided...
In todays episode, a haughty US Senator rallies her forces to place her squarely in the mainstream of US politics as she rides to the US Presidency on a reaction vote.
Scene 1, Late in the year 2000.
The madwoman senator-elect devises a scheme that is so diabolical that it can only have been hatched in the funny-papers. She dispatches a trusted henchman to begin to develop a FAR rightwing fringe group. Her contact to this henchman is completely cut-off. He is operting in deepest black. From 2000 to 2004 he foments hatred, racial, political, relegious. You see, he is an equal-opportunity idiot. He hates everyone (Except his mistress, whoe he adores).
Scene 2, Presidential silly season
She of the cloven hoof, firmly ensconced in the US Senate, sees an opportunity to control the US electorate, those that she already considers to be her unappointed slaves. He plan, hatched long ago begins to take shape. The Deocratic front runner, an individual with less charm than herslf (if such a thing is possible), is poised to challenge the incumbant President. As the election races toward election day, it is painfully apparent that the Democratic challenger is an empty suit. But thanks to the henchman,buried deep in the "Vast right-wing conspiracy" she has little to fear. She knows that her carefully developed plan will carry her directly to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave very soon!
Scene 3: CATALYST!
As the less than charismic Democrtic challenger stups around the nation, attempting to create votes where none exist, the henchman begins telling his collected right-wing fringe lunatic assemblage that the challenger is a definte threat that "they must deal with, for the good of the country". The plan is carefully laid, and as the deocratic candidate is at a "meet and greet" the henchman causes for one of his most vociferous followers to use a suicide bomb that kills the democratic candidate. Turmoil ensues. THe party, in utter chaos and confusion is carefuly manipulated into the carefully choreographed "Lautenberg Gambit" and she finds herself accepting the candidacy "for the good of the party". Subsequent FBI investigation reveals that the perpetrator is none other than a card carrying Republican, of the luntic fringe variety, and the smear machine is unleashed on the incumbant administration. Pledging a "tough on law and order" administration, she is swept to power. In her first 100 days, there is a flurry of executive orders and legislative requests that effectively strip citizens of thier liberties. Even the Democratis discover that they have been betrayed by an ego that knows no bounds. But, it is too late. She is in power. She now controls the country and the people WILL LEARN to bow to her every whim.......
I now remove my shiney tin-foil brain housing group and return you to your normal day-to-day oblivion...
Semper Prognostication
Did anyone check that table in the White House. They may 'magically' appear there, but not until after the election.
Are You sure that You don't mean ARKINCIDE?
Ouch, don't say that. Over at Dummy Underground, they call Bill Xlinton the "Big Dog". Now I have to wash out my mouth for even thinking about it. Blech.
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