[Billie]

Thank you - I'm crazy about it, too - used it a lot when the impeached one was in our White House - I named that li'l temper tantrum guy "Sidney Blumenfeld" (Sid the vicious) LOL! Please feel free to use it any time, okay?

[dixie sass]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1108247/posts

Here is a link to PetroniDE Kitty Thread. Some of the cutest pictures of cats you've ever run across will appear.

[LadyX]

A tad far afield, but hey - the blonde drove through Wyoming once, maybe?..:))

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot lligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out:

"This one's barefoot too!"