[Petronski]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder?


A flounder's not an asshole.






signed: a lawyer

[Richard Kimball]

Why do lawyers wear ties?

So their foreskins won't pop over the top of their heads.

Hang in there Budge. Remember, chicks dig scars, and America has the best daredevil to doctor ratio in the world.

God Bless, for real.

[skinkinthegrass]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder?...A flounder's not an asshole...signed: a lawyer

nothing personal :))

...Most of the humor (mis-truths?) generated about lawyers, seems to stem from the few dishonest indiviuals, every professional organization has...the difference, is how they police themselves.