[GadareneDemoniac]

If Richard Simmons slapped me and all I could do was cry and call the cops, I don't think I'd show my face in public ever again. I'd say this clown is trying to set a celebrity up for a juicy personal injury lawsuit - thanks again, Lawyers of America!

[longtermmemmory]

Its a sad day in society when Richard Simmons has to be the one to demonstrate "them's figting words" in law.