[Enduring Freedom]

"The difference between Punch and Arthur is the difference between the Marine Corps, where Punch had his formative experience, and Outward Bound, where Arthur had his," Raines writes. Both experiences teach you how to get to the top of the mountain, he notes, "but Arthur wants it to be touchy feely along the way."

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Who knew the Old Gray Lady was an MTV Goth?!

[Liz]

I'll just bet Pinch is really, really "tolerant and compassionate," too (gag).