[billorites]

His project this year is for what he calls an "Egyptian hoist,"

Not to be confused with the similarly named sexual appliance.

[Ronin]

you had to say that, didn't you.

Now I have that damn image in my perverted brain again.

[TexasTransplant]

"Not to be confused with the similarly named sexual appliance."

Are you speaking about the new re-chargeable battery model or the old wind-up. (I believe the new ones even come in fluorescent colors and flavor enhancers)