[RightWhale]

I really hate it when I pull a fish out of the bay and it has external bones and monster teeth and a mouth the size of its head and wants to eat the boat and is otherwise non-troutlike.

[LibWhacker]

Those Alaskan lakes are really something, aren't they, lol? This reminds me, if we ever do land on a planet or moon that's teaming with life (Titan or Europa, maybe?), we're still going to have to bring our own food, because NOTHING's gonna be edible.