[Cultural Jihad]

Close the borders with machine guns!
Arrest and deport the illegals!
Protect the workers against the greedy bosses!
Crush the evil corporations! (owned by heartless retirees)
Vote for Ralph Nader and his Socialist Worker's Party cohort!
The True Bearers of the UberKonservative Banner Lead the Way!

[broadsword]

Do you EVER miss a chance to attack conservatives with irrelevant lies and inane lambasting?

EVER?

Do you EVER miss a chance to support America's enemies?

... Michael Moore.. is that you?

[Tailgunner Joe]

Long Live the Bronze Race!

Death to the Yanqui imperialist oppressors!

The Bronze Race demands Economic and Social Justice!

Resist the fascist racist kapitalist Amerikkka!

Smash the Yanqui Apartheid Wall!

The Bronze Race demands the right of return to the lands stolen in 1836!

Bronze men of the world unite! One Raza! One Presidente! One Bronze People's Republic!

Long Live Che!