[GraceCoolidge]

There are people living in Kansas who claim "long walks on the beach" as a favorite activity.

No doubt these are the same people who are "equally comfortable in blue jeans and black tie".... ugh.

[ValerieUSA]

I'm surprised that I'm only one to mention "needless to say" so far.
My sister's mother-in-law said it over and over again in the midst of her very long stories that she prefaced with "long story short...."
If only.......