[Loyal Buckeye]

Bob Edward's replacement: Al Franken

But only if he can get the hang of doing a throaty voice with a foreign accent (required of all NPR personnel) and, of course, he will need to throw in a lot of uh, uh, well, uh, uh's to demonstrate that he really is a very thoughtful expert.

[Loyal Buckeye]

Ah, yes, NPR

The only station to interrupt the news to read a poem.