[sheik yerbouty]

I once knew a detective in Ny who had been assigned the odious task of staking out a park's public toilets. He said that some toilet enthusuasts would bore holes in the partition, and then have Mr. Johnson pay a visit to the adjacent stall. The detective in question habitually smoked stogies, and when confronted by said Mr. Johnson, would tap him on the head with his lit cigar...

[vikingchick]

OMG! What a burn!